TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA 1) What r u doing? Ans. : Business Tax :pAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! 2) What r u doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! 3) From where r u getting Goods? Ans. : From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! 4) What r u getting in Selling Goods? Ans. : Profit Tax : PAY INCOME TAX! How do you distribute profit ? Ans : By way of dividend Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax 5) Where u Manufacturing the Goods? Ans. : Factory Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY! 6) Do u have Office / Warehouse/ Factory? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX! 7) Do you have Staff? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX! 8) Doing business in Millions? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! Ans : No Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax 9) r u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans. : Yes, for Salary. Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX! 10) Where r u taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Ans. : Hotel Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX! 11) r u going Out of Station for Business? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX! 12) Hav u taken or given any Service/s? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX! 13) How come u got such a Big Amount? Ans. : Gift on birthday Tax : PAY GIFT TAX! 14) Do u have any Wealth? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX! 15) To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans. : Cinema or Resort Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX! 16) Hav u purchased House? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE ! 17) How u Travel? Ans. : Bus Tax : PAY SURCHARGE! 18) Any Additional Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.s TAX !!! 19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY! 20) Are you want growth of india.? Ans: offcource Yes . Pay electricity tax,wate tax, education tax, &other tax ,which is used by defaulter people. 21) INDIAN :: can i die now?? Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!...... Jago indian jago.... varna yaha saans lene par bhi tax lagega.... jag gaye ho or india me rahena ho to ise forward /share jaroor kare ...
Posted on: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 11:12:53 +0000
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