The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish - TopicsExpress



          

The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. Its the first time theyve flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, I dont like Chinese.. . No rike Chinese? asks the copilot, why not? You people bombed Pearl Harbor , thats why! No, no, the co-pilot protests, Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese. Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....Doesnt matter, youre all alike! Theres a few minutes of silence... I no rike Jews! the copilot suddenly announces. Oh yeah, why not? Asks the captain. Jews sink Titanic! says the co-pilot. What? Thats insane! Jews didnt sink the Titanic! exclaims the captain, It was an iceberg! Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah...all frucking same!!
Posted on: Sat, 30 Aug 2014 15:42:22 +0000

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