Windy City Temperature Comparison Table 60° F: Arizonans - TopicsExpress



          

Windy City Temperature Comparison Table 60° F: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Chicago are still sunbathing. 50° F:Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Chicago plant gardens. 40° F: Italian sports cars wont start; people in Chicago drive with the windows down. 32° F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Michigan water gets thicker. 20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats; people in Chicago throw on a light jacket. 15° F: People in Chicago have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0° F: All the people in Phoenix die. Chicagoans close the windows. 10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in Chicago are selling cookies door to door. 25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates; people in Chicago get out their winter coats. 40° below zero: Washington, D.C. runs out of hot air; people in Chicago let the dogs sleep indoors. 100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole; Chicagoans get frustrated because they cant start da car. 460° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Cubs win the World Series.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 20:06:42 +0000

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