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lol at the poke at Leo! An engraved plate on the ground under the aforementioned statue reads: “But not for Columbus, there would be no America.” As I stomp on those intolerable words with my dirt-infested sneakers, I envision that first conversation: COLUMBUS: Red man, we want your land and everything on it. ARAWAK: But, muscular paleface, what could you possibly offer in return for all these wonders? COLUMBUS: Venereal disease, small pox, the destruction of your culture, genocide, Christianity, and a really bad image in John Wayne flicks. The Arawak starts backing away slowly before taking off in a full sprint. COLUMBUS: (yells after him) But I promise we’ll toss in some casinos in about 500 years! (Arawak keeps running) How’s about I get DiCaprio to walk with you at a big parade one day?
Posted on: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 22:03:19 +0000

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