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white girl comes to ur shop to buy phone..for example:: BLackberry 9810 (Touch screen) Oyibo gurl, Park her car, come out, press her remote and walk straight to d nearest shop which is ur shop. She will say to U d seller, Hello! Pls do u hav 9810? SELLER: Yes I have it. OYIBO GAL: Alright So how much? SELLER: its 85,000 naira. OYIBO GAL: Any discount? SELLER: No dear. dats d Price. OYIBO GAL: ok then prepare d receipt, Heres ur money. *Business done, no argument, not even up to 5mins. 9ja gal from nowhere walked 12 kilometers to ur shop, sweating and panting as if shes from Olympic. 9JA GAL: Oga dont u have Fan or AC in dis ur shop? SELLER: fakes a smile on his face. 9JA GAL: I want to buy BB torch screen. SELLER: u mean d screen? 9JA GAL: Are u selling or not? Give me blackberry sliding touch. what is ur problem? SELLER: Oh u mean 9810? 9JA GAL: whatever! I didnt ask 4 d year it was manufactured. All I want is blackberry touch. So how much is it? SELLER, 85,000 . 9JA GAL: For what? Thief! What they are selling 40,000 down there and u are here telling me 85,000...why not go and carry Gun?...Ole! Onye oshi! How can u be selling BB touch for 85,000...Is it coming with American Visa? Idiot...I dont even know y I came to dis shop self ......Mtcheeeeeeeeeew! True or false. ----------------------------------------------- You want to Stay connected to NaijaOlofofo then Like our page NaijaOlofofo. NaijaOlofofo NaijaOlofofo. Your Gossipmonger.
Posted on: Sun, 15 Jun 2014 06:05:01 +0000

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