A must read for evry1During a robbery in Lagos, , the bank robber shouted to everyone in d bank:Dont move. D money belongs 2 d State.Your life belongs 2 u.Everyone in d bank laid down quietly.*This is called Mind Changing Concept”Changing d conventional way of thinking.When a lady lay on d table provocatively, d robber shouted at her: Please be civilized!This is a robbery and not a rape! *This is called Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!*When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): Big brother, lets count how much we got. D older robber rebutted and said: u are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time 2 count. Tonight, d TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!*This is called Experience.”Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! *After d robbers had left, the bank manager told d bank supervisor to call d policequickly. But d supervisor said 2 him: Wait! Let us take out $10 million from d bank forourselves and add it 2 d $70 million that we have previously embezzled from thebank”.*This is called Swimming with d tide.”Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!*D supervisor says: It will be good if there is a robbery every month.*This is called Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job*.D next day, the TV news reported dt $100 million was taken from d bank. D robbers counted n counted n counted, but they could only count $20 million.The robbers were very angry and complained: We risked our lives and only took $20 million.The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!*This is called Knowledge is worth as much as gold!*The bank manager was smiling and happy*This is called Seizing the opportunity.”Daring to take risks!*So who are the real robbers here?
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 10:18:58 +0000