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Greetings and Salutations followers of truth and nonsense. This Friday I will answer frequently asked questions due to the many questions I perceive you are asking. #1. What special powers do you possess? MZ: I have absolutely none. #2. How do you know about reading my auras? MZ: I make it up. #3. Have you studied the moon phases and star locations? MZ: I just look out the window. #4. What is your accuracy rate of your readings? MZ: 50% of the time, 100% of the time. Madame Zucchini believes in complete transparency, so that you will know your lives are in good hands. Remember Spider, Shoes, Pumpkin, Donkey and Hat, Madame Zucchini is the ONLY Madame you will ever need! ***A love beyond reproach report: MZ and Marvin Erasmus (last name withheld) will be attending a pickled beet tasting event this evening. It promises to be outstanding. BTW- Marvin E. did wear his bow tie last evening.
Posted on: Fri, 03 Oct 2014 17:44:48 +0000

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