If i was President- by Ian OHara If i were to become president the first thing i would do is abolish Obamacare. Medicare and Medicaid would be accepted. Firefly would return to television screens everywhere, and Honey Boo Boo would be immediately canceled. Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus,Jaden Smith, and Uwe Boll would be deported to Antarctica. Post haste. May 4th would be a national paid holiday. The United States would stop doing business (trade, commerce, etc) with the rest of the world for a while so we could focus on the National Debt (Lets be honest here, France and the rest of the world pretty much, arent going to pay us back anytime soon.). But i would still hold the debts they owe us over their head..because im Italian. People that want to become citizens of the United States from other countries will have to WAIT IN THE BACK OF THE LINE. No Line Cutting. Im talking to you Mexico! Like JFK, i would reinitiate the space program and would set our sites towards Mars. The moon bores me. I would pull out 65% of the Military from Afghanastan and Iraq because hey, Bin Laden and Sadaam Hussien are dead and in hell. And Sadaam is trying to get it on with Satan yet again. To the people that are complaining about not being able to jobs i would create a program to help people get jobs. I dont have a name for it right now but ill take any suggestions. Umm if i think of anything else i will let you, the voters know. #ElectIanOHara2016
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 03:09:44 +0000
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