the geography of a woman 1. Between the ages of 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. 2. Between the ages of 21 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. 3. Between the ages of 31 and 35, she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. 4. Between ages of 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently ageing but still warm and desirable to visit. 5. Between the ages of 41 and 50, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war-hunted by past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now highly imminent. 6. Between the ages of 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. 7. Between the ages 61 and 70, she is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. 8. After the ages of 70, she is like Afghanistan, most people know where it is, but no one wants to go there.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 07:44:32 +0000
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