Sitting in my car at the beach.. reading and answering emails.. Some surfer dude creeps up to my drivers side door and snaps a pic of me on his phone.. I ask Uhhh is there something you need? Do I know you? He puffs out his chest a bit and says, Oh I thought I recognized you.. you kinda look like some dude that I chased off a few weeks ago who was breaking into cars.. My car has got hit twice already.. while out there.. Well I cant help ya there man, that isnt me, Firstly I dont run from anybody and secondly I dont theive.. hahaha. Maybe try a new parking spot..? Oh yeah you just looked like him from a far.. so I had to check it out.. Not saying it is you. Good.. Like I said buddy, it isnt me and you are now interfering with me running my 2 businesses... and my cash..(holds up phone) He starts to walk away talking about what happened to a friend of his a few cars down. I then ask him Hey if you want my autograph to go with that paparazzi shot you took of me, Ill hook ya up... He looks all stupid and walks away with his surfboard... Gonna stay here until he gets back...
Posted on: Fri, 19 Dec 2014 18:49:31 +0000
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